December 2009
STORY: BY BSCHH
saabmagalona:
HAHAHAH Found this so funny :P
(via bschh)
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like
.
so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like
so i was like
and he was like
so i was like
.
i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
...
16 and pregnant.
themarinegeek:
mademoiselle-heysilly:
A “reality” show on MTV.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. MTV you are so full of shit now.
What the hell. I just miss the old MTV you know.
Saw this show twice. It is seriously disturbing but I think that MTV’s intention is to spread the effects of teen pregnancy. But now I think they have a spinoff, Teen Mom I think.
Sex is never just sex.
abbiealmasco:
I repeat. Sex is never just sex.
ENGLISH-FRENCH-TAGALOG? Learn French With No...
pinoytumblr:
(Jokes from Pinaslink.com)
1. ZERO…..voi la
2. ALMS…..le mousse
3. ASHES…..a vou
4. BALLOON…..lo vou
5. BEHIND…..le coud
6. BALD…..cal vou
7. COCONUT…..vou coup
8. COUGH…..oh vou
9. CAR…..re vou
10. CUTE…..a coup
11. CAUGHT IN THE ACT…..na vou coup, na coup!
12. CITY…..cest vou
13. CONFUSED…..le tou
14. DRUGS….sha vou
15. DID NOT TAKE A BATH…..le bag
16. EGG…..et...
Bong Revilla: "We should show only one Hollywood... →
vivatregina:
Some of my ~favorite~ bits, via spot.ph:
Action star and senator Ramon “Bong” Revilla Jr. wants to beat Hollywood movies to a pulp. If he had his way, the current onslaught of Hollywood movies in the Philippines would be reduced to one movie per month.
However, Revilla added, “A lot of people would react negatively and I know it’s against the GATT [General Agreement on Tariffs...